I Would HATE Being in Twilight

Good Gawd. If you haven't guessed already, I hate Twilight.
Breaking Dawn Part 2 came on TV, (must have been comedy hour cause that stuff was da bomb). So I made this list whilst watching it.

WHY TWILIGHT WORLD SUCKS

If you're a vampire...

If you're a human...

You are screwed. Seriously. Unless you somehow manage to chop vampires up and toss them in a bonfire, they will eat you. Do you know how long it takes to burn a body? DO YOU? A long friggin time!

Sherioushly guys...

Twilight sucks.


Peace out, minions.


P.S. Halloween tomorrow!