I Ate A Popsicle Today

So, I have NOT made an update in a HECKA long time. Unfortunately, what I am writing currently shall be brief. I shall attempt to update it later today once I get some decent sleep.


ANIME
Anime is the bomb.com. But you probably know that.
Despite lacking time to watch anime last month and this month, I managed to squeeze some in. After Umineko no Naku Koro ni, I was tooling around my abandoned projects, and Mania got me thinking about my shugo chara rp. Then she talked about Madoka Magica and how it felt like that was the direction I was trying to go. So I hit the grind and said "You know what, I will watch that show, and then I will combine that and Shugo to make the site better."
O.M.F.G
That anime blew me the heeeelllll away. And that ENDING!!!! Holy cow.
If you are like me and feel that magical school girl anime shows need to be more hardcore, then watch Puella. It will make you cry.
Yes. I lived through Umineko without feeling a thing (except joy at the slaughter) and Puella made me cry ;-;
Such BEAUTY!
Go watch it.
Now I am working through Hellsing Ultimate. It is QUITE the chore. Each episode is roughly an hour long. Thank goodness there are only ten. But still.
Oh, and if you're like me where Higurashi and Umineko weren't gory enough for you... hehe... give Hellsing Ultimate a try ^^
I will say one, ONE, thing that really REALLY ticks me off about that show though: the dream sequences.
Like what the actual flying sex snakes of Brazil? I just...
Just look it up on youtube. Or better yet don't, they're just... ugh.
I can't take that show seriously when they do that.
Here's a hint to all you prospect anime/manga/movie/anything creators: decide once and for all what the tone of your anime is going to be. When you have rapist vampires exploding bodies all over and making serious, two thousand year old queen banging nazi hunters summoning Cerberus demons to tear their victims apart... don't do sad attempts at garish comedy. It does NOT work. Seriously. Snippets here and there, like Seras being locked in her coffin when she's totally grossed out by it, is fine. But those dream sequences... I just don't even know where to begin... Okay, I'll begin here: THEY DON'T BELONG! I'd expect that crap in like something weird and strange or just kind of dumb and funny, like maybe in a Naruto episode or One Piece or JoJo's Bizzare Adventure. But NOT frikkin Hellsing Ultimate.
Just, don't...

Ok, long rant over.


I SHALL UPDATE TOMORROW