I Would HATE Being in Twilight

Good Gawd. If you haven't guessed already, I hate Twilight.
Breaking Dawn Part 2 came on TV, (must have been comedy hour cause that stuff was da bomb). So I made this list whilst watching it.

WHY TWILIGHT WORLD SUCKS

If you're a vampire...

If you're a human...

You are screwed. Seriously. Unless you somehow manage to chop vampires up and toss them in a bonfire, they will eat you. Do you know how long it takes to burn a body? DO YOU? A long friggin time!

Sherioushly guys...

Twilight sucks.


Peace out, minions.


P.S. Halloween tomorrow!

New LARP Swords!

So my little friends (I will call dem PickleBunny and Wolverine) wanted some swords for their Halloween costumes. And as we all know, I am a nerd sent from Cthulhu's darkest realm to corrupt everyone in the ways of nerdom. So naturally, I made them LARPing swords for when they come of age to embark on the nerdiest activity ever with me (that being LARPing, not brony conventions).

For PickleBunny, I GIVE YOU LINK'S MASTER SWORD FROM THE ZELDA FRANCHISE!

My reference material.

The base.

COLOR COMING SOON!

And for Wolverine, A WITHER SKELETON SWORD!

My reference material.

The base.

COLOR VERSION COMING SOON!

 THIS BLOG WILL BE UPDATED ONCE I GET THE COLOR VERSIONS UP!

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to me.